This is not a church-y sort of post, not Bible-y either. I just need to voice a conspiratorial suspicion here.
Here's the thing. I am quite used to the Mainstream Media taking it upon themselves to tell me what to think. They routinely tell me how I should consider every event they report on. They tell me what I should think of every politician that crosses the stage. They tell me what movies and music I should like. They tell me whose private lives I should be interested in.
Okay. I get it. That's what they do. I'm used to it. I expect it.
But now, I really think they've gone too far.
Now, it seems they're trying to tell me which sports I should like. I mean,
What in the stinkin' world is with this huge push to try and force Americans to give a rat's behind about Soccer?
Frankly, I'll tell you, it's part of their overall nefarious scheme to de-nationalize the world and make us all one under the futbol-loving Antichrist.
Well, I for one am not going along with it. Count me as a Bible-reading, gun-owning, Constitution-loving Christian American who will not be led quietly into the dark night!
I count my extreme distaste and hatred of the coma-inducing boredom-fest that is soccer as a measure of my American patriotism.
No to the New World Order. No to the Bilderburgers. No to the Global Warming Fascists.
And no to Soccer, the most brainless team-sport ever invented. Heck, I'd rather watch Olympic Curling!
Rant complete. You will now be returned to your original program.
Oh....and P.S. Go Dallas Cowboys!
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